Xiangling

Xiangling
XianglingNameXiangling
TitleExquisite Delicacy
OccupationWanmin Restaurant
AssociationLIYUE
RarityRaritystrRaritystrRaritystrRaritystr
WeaponWeapon Polearm
ElementElement Pyro
Day of Birth2
Month of Birth11
Vision (Introduced)Pyro
Constellation (Introduced)Trulla
Chinese Seuyu小N
Japanese Seuyu小澤亜李
English SeuyuJackie Lastra
Korean SeuyuYoon Ah-young
DescriptionA renowned chef from Liyue. She's extremely passionate about cooking and excels at making her signature hot and spicy dishes.
Character Ascension Materials
Agnidus Agate Sliver
Agnidus Agate Fragment
Agnidus Agate Chunk
Agnidus Agate Gemstone
Everflame Seed
Jueyun Chili
Slime Condensate
Slime Secretions
Slime Concentrate
Skill Ascension Materials
Teachings of Diligence
Guide to Diligence
Philosophies of Diligence
Dvalin's Claw
Crown of Insight

Table of Content
Stats
Skills
Skill Ascension
Related Items
Gallery
Sounds
Quotes
Stories

Stats

LvHPAtkDefCritRate%CritDMG%Bonus EMMaterialsTotal Materials
191218.8856.085.0%50.0%0%
20234248.49144.075.0%50.0%0%
Agnidus Agate Sliver1
Jueyun Chili3
Slime Condensate3
Mora20000
Agnidus Agate Sliver1
Jueyun Chili3
Slime Condensate3
Mora20000
20+302462.6185.975.0%50.0%0%
40452993.76278.555.0%50.0%0%
Agnidus Agate Fragment3
Everflame Seed2
Jueyun Chili10
Slime Condensate15
Mora40000
Agnidus Agate Sliver1
Jueyun Chili13
Slime Condensate18
Mora60000
Agnidus Agate Fragment3
Everflame Seed2
40+5013103.78308.325.0%50.0%24
505766119.37354.645.0%50.0%24
Agnidus Agate Fragment6
Everflame Seed4
Jueyun Chili20
Slime Secretions12
Mora60000
Agnidus Agate Sliver1
Jueyun Chili33
Slime Condensate18
Mora120K
Agnidus Agate Fragment9
Everflame Seed6
Slime Secretions12
50+6411132.73394.335.0%50.0%48
607164148.32440.665.0%50.0%48
Agnidus Agate Chunk3
Everflame Seed8
Jueyun Chili30
Slime Secretions18
Mora80000
Agnidus Agate Sliver1
Jueyun Chili63
Slime Condensate18
Mora200K
Agnidus Agate Fragment9
Everflame Seed14
Slime Secretions30
Agnidus Agate Chunk3
60+7648158.34470.425.0%50.0%48
708401173.92516.695.0%50.0%48
Agnidus Agate Chunk6
Everflame Seed12
Jueyun Chili45
Slime Concentrate12
Mora100K
Agnidus Agate Sliver1
Jueyun Chili108
Slime Condensate18
Mora300K
Agnidus Agate Fragment9
Everflame Seed26
Slime Secretions30
Agnidus Agate Chunk9
Slime Concentrate12
70+8885183.94546.465.0%50.0%72
809638199.53592.785.0%50.0%72
Agnidus Agate Gemstone6
Everflame Seed20
Jueyun Chili60
Slime Concentrate24
Mora120K
Agnidus Agate Sliver1
Jueyun Chili168
Slime Condensate18
Mora420K
Agnidus Agate Fragment9
Everflame Seed46
Slime Secretions30
Agnidus Agate Chunk9
Slime Concentrate36
Agnidus Agate Gemstone6
80+10122209.55622.555.0%50.0%96
9010875225.14668.875.0%50.0%96

Skills

Active Skils

Normal Attack: Dough-FuNormal Attack: Dough-Fu
Normal Attack
Performs up to five consecutive spear strikes.

Charged Attack
Consumes a certain amount of Stamina to lunge forward, dealing damage to opponents along the way.

Plunging Attack
Plunges from mid-air to strike the ground below, damaging opponents along the path and dealing AoE DMG upon impact.
Lv1Lv2Lv3Lv4Lv5Lv6Lv7Lv8Lv9Lv10Lv11Lv12Lv13Lv14Lv15
1-Hit DMG42.05%45.48%48.9%53.79%57.21%61.13%66.5%71.88%77.26%83.13%89.85%97.76%105.67%113.58%122.2%
2-Hit DMG42.14%45.57%49%53.9%57.33%61.25%66.64%72.03%77.42%83.3%90.04%97.96%105.88%113.81%122.45%
3-Hit DMG26.06% + 26.06%28.18% + 28.18%30.3% + 30.3%33.33% + 33.33%35.45% + 35.45%37.88% + 37.88%41.21% + 41.21%44.54% + 44.54%47.87% + 47.87%51.51% + 51.51%55.68% + 55.68%60.58% + 60.58%65.48% + 65.48%70.37% + 70.37%75.72% + 75.72%
4-Hit DMG14.1%*415.25%*416.4%*418.04%*419.19%*420.5%*422.3%*424.11%*425.91%*427.88%*430.14%*432.79%*435.44%*438.09%*440.98%*4
5-Hit DMG71.04%76.82%82.6%90.86%96.64%103.25%112.34%121.42%130.51%140.42%151.78%165.13%178.49%191.85%206.42%
Charged Attack DMG121.69%131.6%141.5%155.65%165.56%176.88%192.44%208.01%223.57%240.55%260.01%282.89%305.77%328.65%353.61%
Charged Attack Stamina Cost252525252525252525252525252525
Plunge DMG63.93%69.14%74.34%81.77%86.98%92.93%101.1%109.28%117.46%126.38%135.3%144.22%153.14%162.06%170.98%
Low/High Plunge DMG127.84% / 159.68%138.24% / 172.67%148.65% / 185.67%163.51% / 204.24%173.92% / 217.23%185.81% / 232.09%202.16% / 252.51%218.51% / 272.93%234.86% / 293.36%252.7% / 315.64%270.54% / 337.92%288.38% / 360.2%306.22% / 382.48%324.05% / 404.76%341.89% / 427.04%
Guoba AttackGuoba Attack
Summons Guoba, who will continuously breathe fire at opponents, dealing AoE Pyro DMG.

Guoba loves to eat spicy food. Problem is, his stomach can't handle something this spicy.
Lv1Lv2Lv3Lv4Lv5Lv6Lv7Lv8Lv9Lv10Lv11Lv12Lv13Lv14Lv15
Flame DMG111.28%119.63%127.97%139.1%147.45%155.79%166.92%178.05%189.18%200.3%211.43%222.56%236.47%250.38%264.29%
CD12s12s12s12s12s12s12s12s12s12s12s12s12s12s12s
PyronadoPyronado
Displaying her mastery over both fire and polearms, Xiangling sends a Pyronado whirling around her.
The Pyronado will move with your character for the ability's duration, dealing Pyro DMG to all opponents in its path.

There will never be enough heat. Never.
Lv1Lv2Lv3Lv4Lv5Lv6Lv7Lv8Lv9Lv10Lv11Lv12Lv13Lv14Lv15
1-Hit Swing DMG72%77.4%82.8%90%95.4%100.8%108%115.2%122.4%129.6%136.8%144%153%162%171%
2-Hit Swing DMG88%94.6%101.2%110%116.6%123.2%132%140.8%149.6%158.4%167.2%176%187%198%209%
3-Hit Swing DMG109.6%117.82%126.04%137%145.22%153.44%164.4%175.36%186.32%197.28%208.24%219.2%232.9%246.6%260.3%
Pyronado DMG112%120.4%128.8%140%148.4%156.8%168%179.2%190.4%201.6%212.8%224%238%252%266%
Duration10s10s10s10s10s10s10s10s10s10s10s10s10s10s10s
CD20s20s20s20s20s20s20s20s20s20s20s20s20s20s20s
Energy Cost808080808080808080808080808080

Passive Skills

Chef de CuisineChef de Cuisine
When Xiangling cooks an ATK-boosting dish perfectly, she has a 12% chance to receive double the product.
CrossfireCrossfire
Increases the flame range of Guoba by 20%.
Beware, It's Super Hot!Beware, It's Super Hot!
When Guoba Attack's effect ends, Guoba leaves a chili pepper on the spot where it disappeared. Picking up a chili pepper increases ATK by 10% for 10s.

Constellations

Crispy Outside, Tender InsideCrispy Outside, Tender Inside
Opponents hit by Guoba's attacks have their Pyro RES reduced by 15% for 6s.
Oil Meets FireOil Meets Fire
The last attack in a Normal Attack sequence applies the Implode status onto the opponent for 2s. An explosion will occur once this duration ends, dealing 75% of Xiangling's ATK as AoE Pyro DMG.
DeepfryDeepfry
Increases the Level of Pyronado by 3.
Maximum upgrade level is 15.
SlowbakeSlowbake
Pyronado's duration is increased by 40%.
Guoba MadGuoba Mad
Increases the Level of Guoba Attack by 3.
Maximum upgrade level is 15.
Condensed PyronadoCondensed Pyronado
For the duration of Pyronado, all party members receive a 15% Pyro DMG Bonus.

Skill Ascension

Sounds

TitleENCNJPKR
Party Switch
Party Switch when teammate is under 30% HP
Party Switch under 30% HP
Opening Chest
Normal Attack
Medium Attack
Heavy Attack
Taking Damage (Low)
Taking Damage (High)
Battle Skill #1
Battle Skill #3
Sprinting Starts
Sprinting Ends
Jumping
Climbing
Heavy Breathing (Climbing)
Open World Gliding (Start)
Open World Idle
Fainting
Idle Performance

Quotes

Audio Language:
TitleVoiceOver
Hello
Chat: Snacks
Chat: Pyro Slime
Chat: Looking for Food
When It Rains: Attitude
When It Rains: Negligence
After the Rain
When It's Windy
Good Morning
Good Afternoon
Good Evening
Good Night
About Xiangling
About Us: Strengths
About Us: New Knowledge
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 6
About the Vision
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 4
Something to Share
Interesting Things
About Baizhu
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 4
About Ningguang
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 4
About Hu Tao
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 4
About Diona
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 4
About Beidou
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 4
About Zhongli
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 4
About Chongyun
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 4
About Ganyu
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 4
About Yaoyao
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 4
About Xinyan
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 4
About Yelan
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 4
About Gaming
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 4
More About Xiangling: I
More About Xiangling: II
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 3
More About Xiangling: III
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 4
More About Xiangling: IV
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 5
More About Xiangling: V
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 6
Xiangling's Hobbies
Xiangling's Troubles
Favorite Food
Least Favorite Food
Receiving a Gift: I
Receiving a Gift: II
Receiving a Gift: III
Birthday
Feelings About Ascension: Intro
* Unlocks at Ascension Phase 1
Feelings About Ascension: Building Up
* Unlocks at Ascension Phase 2
Feelings About Ascension: Climax
* Unlocks at Ascension Phase 4
Feelings About Ascension: Conclusion
* Unlocks at ascension phase 6
Elemental Skill: I
Elemental Skill: II
Elemental Skill: III
Elemental Burst: I
Elemental Burst: II
Elemental Burst: III
Sprint Start: I
Sprint End: I
Opening Treasure Chest: I
Opening Treasure Chest: II
Opening Treasure Chest: III
Low HP: I
Low HP: II
Low HP: III
Ally at Low HP: I
Ally at Low HP: II
Fallen: I
Fallen: II
Fallen: III
Light Hit Taken: I
Heavy Hit Taken: I
Heavy Hit Taken: II
Joining Party: I
Joining Party: II
Joining Party: III

Stories

TitleText
Character Details"Coming, coming! Here's your Stir-Fried Filet! And your Mora Meat. And Fried Radish Balls, as you ordered."
In Liyue, there's a place called Chihu Rock, and there stands a restaurant known as Wanmin Restaurant.
One must remain focused if they want to keep moving forward on the bustling streets of Liyue.
Unsuspecting newcomers to this place are often lured away by wonderful culinary aromas or lead to peek inside stores by curious sounds.
Xiangling, who is both chef and waitress at the restaurant, delivers steaming, delicious dishes to the tables.
"Sit anywhere you'd like. I can make whatever you want, even if it's not on the menu!"
The workers at Wanmin Restaurant can recognize a regular, if not by their face, then by the first sentence out of their mouths.
A customer that orders without needing a menu has been at least a few times before. However, if they ask "Is Xiangling the chef today?" then they're definitely a regular.
Character Story 1Xiangling has destroyed many a wok in her time. Either the insides would become irreversibly charred from the heat of a Pyro Slime, or cracks would appear due to flash-freezing from a Mist Flower — or, at some step in Xiangling's unconventional cooking process, a small-scale explosion would reduce it to scrap metal. After some heavy consideration on the part of Xiangling's father, he ultimately decided not to banish his daughter from the kitchen, despite the destruction she caused.
As reckless, imaginative, and uninhibited as she may be, it was exactly these traits that led her to create her most successful dishes. "Maybe this isn't so bad..." He tried to convince himself.
Suffice to say that payment for a new wok is a regular feature of the restaurant's monthly ledger.
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 2
Character Story 2"There are many secrets to cooking; the most important of which is passion."
When Xiangling decided to learn to be a chef, her father handed her his own handwritten cooking journal, his life's work. That line was written on the title page.
If she was any other person, she would likely have regarded it as some cheesy inspirational quote. However, Xiangling regarded it as a priceless treasure.
To her, her father only secured his footing in the forever-ongoing war between the Li and Yue cuisines by upholding that principle.
However, at that time, the conflict between the two styles was white-hot, with many restaurants feeling the pressure that arose from it. Wanmin Restaurant was no exception.
"Good food is good food, period!"
The monopoly on luxurious ingredients such as matsutake and crabs infuriated Xiangling, her angry response to which was to take over in the kitchen.
It was time for her to build upon the foundation her father gave her and make some changes.
"I'm gonna make super-delicious dishes out of any ingredient!"
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 3
Character Story 3Xiangling's liveliness is disastrous for the hilichurls of Jueyun Karst. They one day awoke to find their fighting clubs gone.
Of course, the flora in Dihua Marsh did not fare any better.
After all the work she put in, she finally created some new recipes, such as Hilichurl Club BBQ Fish and Horsetail Sticky Rice and Meat...
She'd never create anything new if she just stuck to the recipes of her predecessors.
One must break with common conception if they are to carve their own path.
When Xiangling finally created her crowning achievement, the Chef's Special Cold-Dressed Fowl, her father paid the price, needing to resort to simple white congee for two days following.
"Mint and Qingxin Flower seem to induce diarrhea..."
She learned a valuable experience to add to her journal.
Strange. She ate her own dishes, but nothing ever happened to her. Xiangling did feel guilty though.
Maybe it was because she was young and healthy, or had somehow built up a resistance to certain toxins... One may never know.
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 4
Character Story 4Whenever a customer asks what exactly was the perplexing creature that follows Xiangling around is, she tells them the story:
There was a sudden downpour one day when Xiangling was on her way to fetch some Violetgrass. Halfway there, she was already tired and hungry. She stumbled into a cave, and came across a strange shrine.
So she sat down by the shrine, and took out two pieces of spicy cornbread.
She gobbled down one, but left the other one on the shrine, intending to eat a little later, but then promptly fell asleep.
When she woke up, the other spicy cornbread was gone and a mysterious creature was sitting in front of her, staring.
"Was it good?"
It nodded.
"More?" She took out some jerky from her backpack.
The mysterious creature nodded once again.
This was how Xiangling made a new friend. It seemed to be drawn to Xiangling's cooking, as the creature started following Xiangling around wherever she went.
Xiangling named it "Guoba," after her favorite childhood snack.
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 5
Character Story 5After sampling every dish there was in Liyue, Xiangling's culinary skills drastically improved. Her specialty spicy dishes earned the praise of even her father, a veteran chef with over two decades of experience.
She created her unique and complex flavor profile through a generous helping of chili peppers mixed with fruits and herbs for increased aroma. She also created what became the signature dish of Wanmin Restaurant: Black-Back Perch Stew, which combines the richness, color and strong flavors of Li cuisine with the fresh aromas and nutritional content of Yue cuisine.
Some have tried to copy her recipes, but try as they might they can never quite reproduce the way her cooking tastes.
"Braise fresh Violetgrass overnight. Dry, then grind to a fine powder. Sprinkle into any dish for an aromatic boost."
This is one of Xiangling's secret recipes, arrived at through a painstaking process of trial and error.
In Xiangling's case, that means countless bouts of diarrhea, countless bruised knees bashed on rocky cliffs, and countless wasted potfuls of food that didn't quite turn out as expected.
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 6
Xiangling's MapThis map of Teyvat is lined with dense notations in various colors, and if you read closely, you can find the places where Xiangling has been, and where she intends to go in future.
"The shellfish of the shallows around Guyun Stone Forest are unmatched in their freshness. They say that 'here be sea monsters'?"
"Sea monster meat tastes great. Should look for Beidou to go fight another one. Will steaming them with eggs make them taste better?"
"There's a dragon in Mondstadt? Great! I just need three days of provisions to get there."
"Valberries are sweet. Lots here. I'll bring a basket. Take some back. See if they'll grow."
"This Mondstadt restaurant's Sautéed Matsutake is way too luxurious! They should just sell the matsutake. Ooh, what if I fry some with Jueyun Chili? Sounds good already. Might as well borrow a kitchen tomorrow and give it a go."
"Haven't found the dragon yet. Am I in the right place?"
...
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 4
Vision"You can make something super delicious out of any kind of ingredient."
Xiangling earned the approval of a Vision by shouldering this ideal in a wholehearted and unreserved manner. Even when she would make dishes that could be called "horrifying," her desire to keep trying to match ingredients would never waver.
"Ugh... Qingxin Fried Lizard is actually kinda bad. I think lizards should just be stone-grilled in future."
"Slime fried rice is also rather ordinary. Maybe we'll try putting mushrooms in a slime jus next time."
Though her friends fell around her during the epic battles with the taste of her dishes and advised her to turn back, Xiangling never stopped thinking about how to turn these "special" ingredients into delicious food.
In Xiangling's innocent and persistent heart, as long as they were not poisonous, there were no good or bad ingredients.
Her Vision, after all, proves that even the gods approve of such thinking.
* Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 6

14 responses to “Xiangling”

  1. people keep repeating how broken she is, and ofc she is, but they all forget how she badly needs ER, making her quite difficult to build. Because either you go for damage, and you don’t care about ER, or you’re forced to give a a LOT of ER, and it’s a crap to find crit and EM as well. Her stupid bear doesn’t give her particles, well yes, just a bunch, but it’s totally not relevant, especialyl lbecause she’s almost always off field. Hence she totally relies on teammates. Even with 180 ER she could be difficult to be managed, if you don’t have many enemies on field. You have to aim to 200 to be comfy with rotations. But if you have 200 ER you sacrificed a LOT of dmg, unless you have a fkn broken build.
    So yeah, she’s broken, or better, potentially she is. But if you don’t have a VERY balanced build, she’s just fine. You can do a lot of dmg, but if you have to waste time to give her those damn particles…

      
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      • just to add on, her BiS artifact is emblem, her BiS weapon is the catch, her BiS teammate is bennett…. energy recharge seriously shouldnt be a problem, and just switching around your team rotation should be enough to improve her uptime

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        • The fact is, precisely because BENNETTis her *best* teammate, she’s *not* as broken as they say. Here’s why:

          – Without Bennett she’s almost useless due to the need for battery support.
          – A cracked team setup requires only one rotation to clear enemies, or charging her burst continuously is a nightmare without Bennett
          – Bennett usually benefits from the Favonius weapon to ensure enough energy particles.
          – She may work against a large spawn where killing enemies generates more energy, but otherwise, she struggles without a proper build.
          – Being “broken” should imply independence or versatility in various situations, which is more fitting for Bennett than Xiangling.
          – Trying to use her without Bennettas the only Pyro character proves challenging unless she is heavily invested in, resembling Faruzan’s reliance before reaching C6.
          – Neuvillette remains powerful, while Alhaitham excels in any Dendro team, showcasing their strength compared to Xiangling.
          – She is arguably one of the most overrated characters in the game, requiring a finely balanced build to optimize her performance.
          – A build with high energy recharge without sacrificing critical stats is necessary for her to work effectively, especially in combination with Bennettand the Favonius sword against fewer enemies or large mobs.
          – Xiangling requires skillful play to ensure her burst uptime, unlike characters like Neuvillette or Alhaitham who deliver consistent results.
          – Overloading her with energy recharge for a smoother rotation compromises her damage output.
          – Outside of specific team compositions, she struggles to shine, with her future viability potentially threatened by power creep.
          – Considering that Yelan outshines Xingqiu in terms of damage output, the expectation is for Xiangling to receive a similar upgrade. Once a 5-star version of Xiangling with improved damage and particle generation arrives, her relevance may diminish significantly.

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          • 1. there many team where bennet isn’t needed like chev team vape neuvi or funerational
            2. so does xl team, high investment xiangling 1 rotate enemy and having upside on multiwave content, and having a dependency on a unit isn’t a bad thing if the character being mentioned is doing something good, hu tao is dependant on xq of yelan, nilou needing nahida, xiao and wanderer needing c6 faruzan, what your excuse?
            3. so? if u play alhaitham without quicken does he does as much damage as if he with quicken? and what your argument with neuvi, neuvi solo is a fucking meme you either play her with kazuha zhongli furina or xiangling zhongli kazuha if u talking strictly optimal team, maybe you forget that the game is team based elemental reaction
            4 and 5. catch eosf already give her 165% er? she only need at most 200% in most of her team and with couple of favge proc she can lower it to 180%, if your argumen for needing to build er is bad oh boy i have a bad new for you, what about raiden? alhaitham? neuvi? xinqiu? yelan? xiao? itto? ayaka? who are rely heavily on their elemental burst yet needing to build er, some of them doesn’t have a luxury to use er weapon or emblem forcing them to hunt er from substat
            6. what so skillfull by casting pyronade on bennet burst, her entire rotation literally just q e swap, is pressing bennet e and swap to her is a difficult thing to you, neuvi has ca cancel, alhaitham split rotation is timing based even her q swap is ping dependant, and no alhaitham and neuvi need to get 20% er from substat just like xiangling need another 20% er from substat because she already get 180% from emblem + catch
            7. so does everybody, are u fucking serius? if u want to play ayaka, neuvi, alhaitham, raiden, furina, xiao, and many other without having your brain damaged trying to get their burst back you also needing to build more er than recommended, often having to hunt 30% er from substat
            8. this is so stupid, the first part is stupid because xiangling has so many team variation by the fact that she pair well with bennet, lets list carry who one of the of field dps is a fucking xiangling, childe, navia, xiao, neuvi, melt ganyu, klee, lyney, the second part is even stupid after you realize in order for a character to beat and even powercreep her they need to have off field pyro app with no icd for more than 14s+ with bigger aoe and also moveable and deal 2k+ motion value in less then 2s field time, sure buddy sure
            9. or people start pairing them both together, just like yelan best team is a fucking xinqiu, also you probably not into meta stuff that you forget c0 yelan app is so dogshit compared to xq so some vape team is unable to function with yelan as solo hydro

            this comment made me lose so many braincell kekw

  2. I’m just insanely curious what they plan to do with Murata, if we already have such broken units like Xiangling, who is able to apply a huge amount of pyro, deal absurdly high damage and benefit from literally everything, Bennett, who is.. Bennett and Hu Tao as dps… If I can still imagine Focalors even despite the existence of broken hydro units (they can just give her a copy of Raiden’s E without ICD and she’ll become very useful in almost every team) then in the case of Murata, I simply cannot imagine what she can be like…

      
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    • pyro archon needs to be game breaking

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  3. I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe – they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn’t satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. “I don’t need this much er” She tells me. “Give me more field time.” She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. “You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa.” I can’t pull for Homa, I don’t have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. “Guess this is the end.” She grabs Gouba. She says “Gouba, get them.” There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.

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