香菱

香菱
香菱Name香菱
Title萬民百味
Occupation萬民堂
AssociationLIYUE
RarityRaritystrRaritystrRaritystrRaritystr
WeaponWeapon Polearm
ElementElement Pyro
Day of Birth2
Month of Birth11
Vision (Introduced)
Constellation (Introduced)長杓座
Chinese Seuyu小N
Japanese Seuyu小澤亜李
English SeuyuJackie Lastra
Korean Seuyu尹娥煐
Description來自璃月,名聲在外的少女廚師,對料理之道極具熱情,拿手麻辣菜餚堪稱一絕。
Character Ascension Materials
燃願瑪瑙碎屑
燃願瑪瑙斷片
燃願瑪瑙塊
燃願瑪瑙
常燃火種
絕雲椒椒
史萊姆凝液
史萊姆清
史萊姆原漿
Skill Ascension Materials
「勤勞」的教導
「勤勞」的指引
「勤勞」的哲學
東風之爪
智識之冕

Table of Content
Stats
Skills
Skill Ascension
Related Items
Gallery
Sounds
Quotes
Stories

Stats

LvHPAtkDefCritRate%CritDMG%Bonus EMMaterialsTotal Materials
191218.8856.085.0%50.0%0%
20234248.49144.075.0%50.0%0%
燃願瑪瑙碎屑1
絕雲椒椒3
史萊姆凝液3
摩拉20000
燃願瑪瑙碎屑1
絕雲椒椒3
史萊姆凝液3
摩拉20000
20+302462.6185.975.0%50.0%0%
40452993.76278.555.0%50.0%0%
燃願瑪瑙斷片3
常燃火種2
絕雲椒椒10
史萊姆凝液15
摩拉40000
燃願瑪瑙碎屑1
絕雲椒椒13
史萊姆凝液18
摩拉60000
燃願瑪瑙斷片3
常燃火種2
40+5013103.78308.325.0%50.0%24
505766119.37354.645.0%50.0%24
燃願瑪瑙斷片6
常燃火種4
絕雲椒椒20
史萊姆清12
摩拉60000
燃願瑪瑙碎屑1
絕雲椒椒33
史萊姆凝液18
摩拉120K
燃願瑪瑙斷片9
常燃火種6
史萊姆清12
50+6411132.73394.335.0%50.0%48
607164148.32440.665.0%50.0%48
燃願瑪瑙塊3
常燃火種8
絕雲椒椒30
史萊姆清18
摩拉80000
燃願瑪瑙碎屑1
絕雲椒椒63
史萊姆凝液18
摩拉200K
燃願瑪瑙斷片9
常燃火種14
史萊姆清30
燃願瑪瑙塊3
60+7648158.34470.425.0%50.0%48
708401173.92516.695.0%50.0%48
燃願瑪瑙塊6
常燃火種12
絕雲椒椒45
史萊姆原漿12
摩拉100K
燃願瑪瑙碎屑1
絕雲椒椒108
史萊姆凝液18
摩拉300K
燃願瑪瑙斷片9
常燃火種26
史萊姆清30
燃願瑪瑙塊9
史萊姆原漿12
70+8885183.94546.465.0%50.0%72
809638199.53592.785.0%50.0%72
燃願瑪瑙6
常燃火種20
絕雲椒椒60
史萊姆原漿24
摩拉120K
燃願瑪瑙碎屑1
絕雲椒椒168
史萊姆凝液18
摩拉420K
燃願瑪瑙斷片9
常燃火種46
史萊姆清30
燃願瑪瑙塊9
史萊姆原漿36
燃願瑪瑙6
80+10122209.55622.555.0%50.0%96
9010875225.14668.875.0%50.0%96

Skills

Active Skils

普通攻擊·白案功夫普通攻擊·白案功夫
普通攻擊
進行至多五段的連續槍擊。

重擊
消耗一定體力,向前方突進,對路徑上的敵人造成傷害。

下落攻擊
從空中下墜衝擊地面,攻擊下落路徑上的敵人,並在落地時造成範圍傷害。
Lv1Lv2Lv3Lv4Lv5Lv6Lv7Lv8Lv9Lv10Lv11Lv12Lv13Lv14Lv15
一段傷害42.05%45.48%48.9%53.79%57.21%61.13%66.5%71.88%77.26%83.13%89.85%97.76%105.67%113.58%122.2%
二段傷害42.14%45.57%49%53.9%57.33%61.25%66.64%72.03%77.42%83.3%90.04%97.96%105.88%113.81%122.45%
三段傷害26.06% + 26.06%28.18% + 28.18%30.3% + 30.3%33.33% + 33.33%35.45% + 35.45%37.88% + 37.88%41.21% + 41.21%44.54% + 44.54%47.87% + 47.87%51.51% + 51.51%55.68% + 55.68%60.58% + 60.58%65.48% + 65.48%70.37% + 70.37%75.72% + 75.72%
四段傷害14.1%*415.25%*416.4%*418.04%*419.19%*420.5%*422.3%*424.11%*425.91%*427.88%*430.14%*432.79%*435.44%*438.09%*440.98%*4
五段傷害71.04%76.82%82.6%90.86%96.64%103.25%112.34%121.42%130.51%140.42%151.78%165.13%178.49%191.85%206.42%
重擊傷害121.69%131.6%141.5%155.65%165.56%176.88%192.44%208.01%223.57%240.55%260.01%282.89%305.77%328.65%353.61%
重擊體力消耗25點25點25點25點25點25點25點25點25點25點25點25點25點25點25點
下墜期間傷害63.93%69.14%74.34%81.77%86.98%92.93%101.1%109.28%117.46%126.38%135.3%144.22%153.14%162.06%170.98%
低空/高空墜地衝擊傷害127.84% / 159.68%138.24% / 172.67%148.65% / 185.67%163.51% / 204.24%173.92% / 217.23%185.81% / 232.09%202.16% / 252.51%218.51% / 272.93%234.86% / 293.36%252.7% / 315.64%270.54% / 337.92%288.38% / 360.2%306.22% / 382.48%324.05% / 404.76%341.89% / 427.04%
鍋巴出擊鍋巴出擊
喚出噴火的鍋巴,存在期間內,不斷對敵人噴火,造成火元素範圍傷害。

鍋巴喜歡吃火辣的食物。但鍋巴承受不了如此火辣的食物。
Lv1Lv2Lv3Lv4Lv5Lv6Lv7Lv8Lv9Lv10Lv11Lv12Lv13Lv14Lv15
噴火傷害111.28%119.63%127.97%139.1%147.45%155.79%166.92%178.05%189.18%200.3%211.43%222.56%236.47%250.38%264.29%
冷卻時間12秒12秒12秒12秒12秒12秒12秒12秒12秒12秒12秒12秒12秒12秒12秒
旋火輪旋火輪
以控制火候與槍術的精湛技巧,甩出圍繞自己快速旋轉的旋火輪。
存在期間內,旋火輪會跟隨角色行動,對路徑上的敵人造成火元素傷害。

火力永遠不夠。遠遠不夠。
Lv1Lv2Lv3Lv4Lv5Lv6Lv7Lv8Lv9Lv10Lv11Lv12Lv13Lv14Lv15
一段揮舞傷害72%77.4%82.8%90%95.4%100.8%108%115.2%122.4%129.6%136.8%144%153%162%171%
二段揮舞傷害88%94.6%101.2%110%116.6%123.2%132%140.8%149.6%158.4%167.2%176%187%198%209%
三段揮舞傷害109.6%117.82%126.04%137%145.22%153.44%164.4%175.36%186.32%197.28%208.24%219.2%232.9%246.6%260.3%
旋火輪傷害112%120.4%128.8%140%148.4%156.8%168%179.2%190.4%201.6%212.8%224%238%252%266%
持續時間10秒10秒10秒10秒10秒10秒10秒10秒10秒10秒10秒10秒10秒10秒10秒
冷卻時間20秒20秒20秒20秒20秒20秒20秒20秒20秒20秒20秒20秒20秒20秒20秒
元素能量808080808080808080808080808080

Passive Skills

萬民堂大廚萬民堂大廚
完美烹飪攻擊類食物時,有12%的機率獲得兩倍產出。
交叉火力交叉火力
鍋巴的噴火距離提高20%。
絕雲朝天椒絕雲朝天椒
鍋巴出擊效果結束時,鍋巴會在消失的位置留下辣椒。拾取辣椒會提高10%攻擊力,持續10秒。

Constellations

外酥裡嫩外酥裡嫩
受到鍋巴攻擊的敵人,火元素抗性降低15%,持續6秒。
大火寬油大火寬油
普通攻擊的最後一擊會對敵人施加持續2秒的內爆效果,持續時間結束時會發生爆炸,造成75%攻擊力的火元素範圍傷害。
武火急烹武火急烹
旋火輪的技能等級提高3級。
至多提升至15級。
文火慢煨文火慢煨
旋火輪的持續時間延長40%。
鍋巴兇猛鍋巴兇猛
鍋巴出擊的技能等級提高3級。
至多提升至15級。
大龍捲旋火輪大龍捲旋火輪
旋火輪持續期間,隊伍中所有角色獲得15%火元素傷害加成。

Skill Ascension

Sounds

TitleENCNJPKR
Party Switch
Party Switch when teammate is under 30% HP
Party Switch under 30% HP
Opening Chest
Normal Attack
Medium Attack
Heavy Attack
Taking Damage (Low)
Taking Damage (High)
Battle Skill #1
Battle Skill #3
Sprinting Starts
Sprinting Ends
Jumping
Climbing
Heavy Breathing (Climbing)
Open World Gliding (Start)
Open World Idle
Fainting
Idle Performance

Quotes

Audio Language:
TitleVoiceOver
初次見面…
閒聊·點心
閒聊·火史萊姆
閒聊·覓食
下雨的時候·態度
下雨的時候·疏忽
雨過天晴…
起風的時候…
早安…
午安…
晚上好…
晚安…
關於香菱自己…
關於我們·長處
關於我們·新知識
* 好感等級達到6後開放
關於「神之眼」…
* 好感等級達到4後開放
有什麼想要分享…
感興趣的見聞…
關於白朮…
* 好感等級達到4後開放
關於凝光…
* 好感等級達到4後開放
關於胡桃…
* 好感等級達到4後開放
關於迪奧娜…
* 好感等級達到4後開放
關於北斗…
* 好感等級達到4後開放
關於鍾離…
* 好感等級達到4後開放
關於重雲…
* 好感等級達到4後開放
關於甘雨…
* 好感等級達到4後開放
關於瑤瑤…
* 好感等級達到4後開放
關於辛焱…
* 好感等級達到4後開放
關於夜蘭…
* 好感等級達到4級後開啟
關於嘉明…
* 好感等級達到4後開啟
想要瞭解香菱·其一
想要瞭解香菱·其二
* 好感等級達到3級後開啟
想要瞭解香菱·其三
* 好感等級達到4級後開啟
想要瞭解香菱·其四
* 好感等級達到5級後開啟
想要瞭解香菱·其五
* 好感等級達到6級後開啟
香菱的愛好…
香菱的煩惱…
喜歡的食物…
討厭的食物…
收到贈禮·其一
收到贈禮·其二
收到贈禮·其三
生日…
突破的感受·起
* 突破等級「1」階後開啟
突破的感受·承
* 突破等級「2」階後開啟
突破的感受·轉
* 突破等級「4」階後開啟
突破的感受·合
* 突破等級「6」階後開啟
元素戰技·其一
元素戰技·其二
元素戰技·其三
元素爆發·其一
元素爆發·其二
元素爆發·其三
衝刺開始·其一
衝刺結束·其一
打開寶箱·其一
打開寶箱·其二
打開寶箱·其三
生命值低·其一
生命值低·其二
生命值低·其三
同伴生命值低·其一
同伴生命值低·其二
倒下·其一
倒下·其二
倒下·其三
普通受擊·其一
受重擊·其一
受重擊·其二
加入隊伍·其一
加入隊伍·其二
加入隊伍·其三

Stories

TitleText
角色詳細「來了來了,爆炒肉片一份!這是你的,『摩拉肉』。還有你的,秘製炸蘿蔔丸子。」
璃月有塊地方叫「吃虎岩」,「吃虎岩」有個飯館叫「萬民堂」。
在這條人來人往的街道上,必須保持萬分專注才能一心向前。
初來乍到的旅人稍有不慎,就會被菜餚香氣勾出饞蟲,又或者按捺不住對這嗓音的好奇,探頭望向店裡。
而香菱,「萬民堂」的跑堂兼大廚,正往客桌上擺放熱氣騰騰的美食。
「空著的位置可以隨意坐。有什麼想吃的,菜單上沒有我也能做!」
對「萬民堂」店員來說,平日判斷來客是否「萬民堂」熟客的辦法,除了認臉,便是聽他的第一句話。
不用菜單直接點菜的,一定來過不止一次;要是問出「今天香菱下廚嗎」,就保證是個老道的饕客。
角色故事1香菱已經數不清自己毀掉了多少個家裡的鍋,它們不是被火史萊姆的高溫燒壞了鍋底,就是在冰霧花的急速冷卻下爆出了裂痕,更有甚者,是在小型爆炸後化作了面目全非的一團。面對此等破壞力,香菱的父親再三斟酌,才沒給她貼上「廚房禁入令」。
「自家孩子天性就有點冒失莽撞,外加想像力有那麼些豐富,腦袋裡閃過什麼『創意菜餚』總喜歡先動手嘗試,才有了這樣的結果。也未必是壞事…」
香菱的父親是這樣自我安慰的。
總而言之,「萬民堂」帳簿支出一欄,經常會增加一口鍋的價目。
* 好感等級達到2後開放
角色故事2「做料理有很多秘訣。不過最最重要的秘訣就是,要對料理有絕對熱愛的心。」
香菱決心學廚後,父親將自己的心血「食譜筆扎」交給了她。扉頁上赫然寫著這樣一句話。
要是換作別人,可能早就開始抱怨這是什麼老掉牙的教導了。香菱卻將它視若珍寶。
在香菱眼裡,父親正是秉承著這樣的信條,才能在「璃菜」「月菜」兩派相爭傾軋下堅持至今。
但那時,兩大菜系的明爭暗鬥已趨於白熱化,不少小飯館都遭到打壓,其中當然也包括了「萬民堂」。
「美食應該沒有貴賤之分才對!」
看著松茸、螃蟹之類的珍貴食材被強行壟斷,香菱內心很是憤慨。而她表達憤慨的方式,正是接過「萬民堂」的大勺。
是時候在老爹的基礎上做出改變了。
「不管使用怎樣的食材,我都要做出超級好吃的菜餚!」
* 好感等級達到3後開放
角色故事3香菱的活躍對絕雲間的丘丘人來說可能是一場災難。比如它們一覺醒來突然發現,打架用的木棍不翼而飛了。
當然,荻花洲那些花花草草的命運,也絕對沒好到哪去。
這一番努力催生了幾個全新食譜:「丘丘木烤魚」、「馬尾糯米肉」…
只用前人累積下來的配方,無法做出令人耳目一新的料理。
必須打破常識,找出自己的秘方。
等香菱好不容易做出自認色香味俱全的「特製涼拌禽肉」,試菜的父親卻為此連喝兩天清粥。
「薄荷葉與清心花同食,可能引起腹瀉…」
經此一役,香菱的筆記上又多了一條珍貴訊息。
明明自己也吃了不少,卻跟沒事一樣。香菱內心頗有些愧疚。
至於這是因為香菱原本體質就好,還是日積月累對毒素有了抗性,已經不得而知了。
* 好感等級達到4後開放
角色故事4每當有食客好奇地詢問,跟著香菱的「謎之生物」究竟是個什麼東西,香菱都會講起這個故事。
那天突然大雨,想要去採「琉璃袋」的香菱頂著風雨走到半路,就已又累又餓。她迷迷糊糊地跑進某個山洞,卻看見山洞裡還有個神龕。
於是她在神龕邊坐下,從包裡掏出兩個辣肉窩窩頭。
一個,她狼吞虎嚥地吃完了;另一個,她放在了神龕前。本想休息一下再吃,卻糊里糊塗睡了過去。
醒來之後,辣肉窩窩頭已經不見了。一隻「謎之生物」蹲在身邊注視著她。
「好吃嗎?」
牠點了點頭。
「還要嗎?」香菱從包裡搜刮出一些肉乾。
牠點了點頭。
香菱就這樣認識了一個新朋友。或許是被香菱的料理吸引,無論走到哪,它都和她形影不離。
香菱用從小最愛吃的零食幫它取了名字,就叫「鍋巴」。
* 好感等級達到5後開放
角色故事5嘗遍璃月百味之後,香菱的料理技藝突飛猛進。她那一手「麻辣菜」,就連二十幾年廚齡的父親也忍不住讚嘆。
大把大把地使用辣椒,再以果物、草葉增添香氣,形成獨特的多重口感。一道融合璃菜油重色濃風格,以及月菜鮮香滋補特色的「水煮黑背鱸」就此成為了「萬民堂」的招牌。
有人試圖偷學配方,卻怎麼也複製不出這道地的口味。
「新鮮琉璃袋用蜜釀一晚,次日取出,瀝乾研磨至粉狀,加入菜品能增香。」
這是無數次吃壞肚子,無數次被岩壁上的砂礫劃破膝蓋,犧牲無數口鍋才得到的——
只屬於香菱自己的秘方。
* 好感等級達到6後開放
香菱的地圖在這張提瓦特大陸地圖上,密密麻麻地標著各色小字,仔細閱讀,可以從中找到香菱途經之處和將去之地。
「孤雲閣淺海,貝類鮮美無比。傳聞有海獸?」
「海獸肉的味道好棒。下次找北斗姐姐一起打海獸。加進蛋液一起蒸會更好吃嗎?」
「聽說蒙德有龍?好!帶足三天乾糧,就能去了。」
「落落莓,甜!這裡多。帶好籃子,挖幾棵回去種種看。」
「這家蒙德餐館裡賣的奶油松茸吃法太奢侈了!只賣松茸就好了。絕雲椒椒炒松茸,想想就好吃。乾脆明天借個廚房試試。」
「還沒見到龍,我來對地方了嗎?」
……
* 好感等級達到4後開放
神之眼「不管使用怎樣的食材,都要做出超級好吃的菜餚。」
秉承著這樣的信念,香菱得到了「神之眼」的認可。她全心全意、毫無保留地堅持這一理想。即使做出堪稱「恐怖」的料理,她不斷嘗試搭配的心也不會動搖。
「唔…這道清心花炒蜥蜴真的有點難吃,那蜥蜴以後還是岩烤好了。」
「史萊姆炒飯也一般般,下次用史萊姆滑野蘑菇試試。」
就算身邊朋友都受不了這「魔神大亂鬥」般的口感,旁敲側擊勸說她放棄,香菱仍不斷思考,怎樣才能把這些「特殊食材」變成美味。
在單純而又執著的香菱心中,只要沒有毒副作用,「食材」便不分高下。
她的「神之眼」正是證明——這是連神都認可的事啊。
* 好感等級達到6後開放

14 responses to “香菱”

  1. people keep repeating how broken she is, and ofc she is, but they all forget how she badly needs ER, making her quite difficult to build. Because either you go for damage, and you don’t care about ER, or you’re forced to give a a LOT of ER, and it’s a crap to find crit and EM as well. Her stupid bear doesn’t give her particles, well yes, just a bunch, but it’s totally not relevant, especialyl lbecause she’s almost always off field. Hence she totally relies on teammates. Even with 180 ER she could be difficult to be managed, if you don’t have many enemies on field. You have to aim to 200 to be comfy with rotations. But if you have 200 ER you sacrificed a LOT of dmg, unless you have a fkn broken build.
    So yeah, she’s broken, or better, potentially she is. But if you don’t have a VERY balanced build, she’s just fine. You can do a lot of dmg, but if you have to waste time to give her those damn particles…

      
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      • just to add on, her BiS artifact is emblem, her BiS weapon is the catch, her BiS teammate is bennett…. energy recharge seriously shouldnt be a problem, and just switching around your team rotation should be enough to improve her uptime

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        • The fact is, precisely because BENNETTis her *best* teammate, she’s *not* as broken as they say. Here’s why:

          – Without Bennett she’s almost useless due to the need for battery support.
          – A cracked team setup requires only one rotation to clear enemies, or charging her burst continuously is a nightmare without Bennett
          – Bennett usually benefits from the Favonius weapon to ensure enough energy particles.
          – She may work against a large spawn where killing enemies generates more energy, but otherwise, she struggles without a proper build.
          – Being “broken” should imply independence or versatility in various situations, which is more fitting for Bennett than Xiangling.
          – Trying to use her without Bennettas the only Pyro character proves challenging unless she is heavily invested in, resembling Faruzan’s reliance before reaching C6.
          – Neuvillette remains powerful, while Alhaitham excels in any Dendro team, showcasing their strength compared to Xiangling.
          – She is arguably one of the most overrated characters in the game, requiring a finely balanced build to optimize her performance.
          – A build with high energy recharge without sacrificing critical stats is necessary for her to work effectively, especially in combination with Bennettand the Favonius sword against fewer enemies or large mobs.
          – Xiangling requires skillful play to ensure her burst uptime, unlike characters like Neuvillette or Alhaitham who deliver consistent results.
          – Overloading her with energy recharge for a smoother rotation compromises her damage output.
          – Outside of specific team compositions, she struggles to shine, with her future viability potentially threatened by power creep.
          – Considering that Yelan outshines Xingqiu in terms of damage output, the expectation is for Xiangling to receive a similar upgrade. Once a 5-star version of Xiangling with improved damage and particle generation arrives, her relevance may diminish significantly.

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          • 1. there many team where bennet isn’t needed like chev team vape neuvi or funerational
            2. so does xl team, high investment xiangling 1 rotate enemy and having upside on multiwave content, and having a dependency on a unit isn’t a bad thing if the character being mentioned is doing something good, hu tao is dependant on xq of yelan, nilou needing nahida, xiao and wanderer needing c6 faruzan, what your excuse?
            3. so? if u play alhaitham without quicken does he does as much damage as if he with quicken? and what your argument with neuvi, neuvi solo is a fucking meme you either play her with kazuha zhongli furina or xiangling zhongli kazuha if u talking strictly optimal team, maybe you forget that the game is team based elemental reaction
            4 and 5. catch eosf already give her 165% er? she only need at most 200% in most of her team and with couple of favge proc she can lower it to 180%, if your argumen for needing to build er is bad oh boy i have a bad new for you, what about raiden? alhaitham? neuvi? xinqiu? yelan? xiao? itto? ayaka? who are rely heavily on their elemental burst yet needing to build er, some of them doesn’t have a luxury to use er weapon or emblem forcing them to hunt er from substat
            6. what so skillfull by casting pyronade on bennet burst, her entire rotation literally just q e swap, is pressing bennet e and swap to her is a difficult thing to you, neuvi has ca cancel, alhaitham split rotation is timing based even her q swap is ping dependant, and no alhaitham and neuvi need to get 20% er from substat just like xiangling need another 20% er from substat because she already get 180% from emblem + catch
            7. so does everybody, are u fucking serius? if u want to play ayaka, neuvi, alhaitham, raiden, furina, xiao, and many other without having your brain damaged trying to get their burst back you also needing to build more er than recommended, often having to hunt 30% er from substat
            8. this is so stupid, the first part is stupid because xiangling has so many team variation by the fact that she pair well with bennet, lets list carry who one of the of field dps is a fucking xiangling, childe, navia, xiao, neuvi, melt ganyu, klee, lyney, the second part is even stupid after you realize in order for a character to beat and even powercreep her they need to have off field pyro app with no icd for more than 14s+ with bigger aoe and also moveable and deal 2k+ motion value in less then 2s field time, sure buddy sure
            9. or people start pairing them both together, just like yelan best team is a fucking xinqiu, also you probably not into meta stuff that you forget c0 yelan app is so dogshit compared to xq so some vape team is unable to function with yelan as solo hydro

            this comment made me lose so many braincell kekw

  2. I’m just insanely curious what they plan to do with Murata, if we already have such broken units like Xiangling, who is able to apply a huge amount of pyro, deal absurdly high damage and benefit from literally everything, Bennett, who is.. Bennett and Hu Tao as dps… If I can still imagine Focalors even despite the existence of broken hydro units (they can just give her a copy of Raiden’s E without ICD and she’ll become very useful in almost every team) then in the case of Murata, I simply cannot imagine what she can be like…

      
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    • pyro archon needs to be game breaking

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  3. I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe – they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn’t satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. “I don’t need this much er” She tells me. “Give me more field time.” She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. “You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa.” I can’t pull for Homa, I don’t have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. “Guess this is the end.” She grabs Gouba. She says “Gouba, get them.” There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.

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